---- EXPECTED OUTPUT
Cannot access privateInstance method statically
Cannot access privateInstance method statically with colon scheme
Cannot access privateInstance method
SubClass cannot access private instance method
Cannot access private static function of instance
Cannot access private static method statically
Cannot access private static method statically with colon scheme
Non-existent method should fail
Non-existent class should fail
Non-existent function should fail
Subclass cannot closure over parent private instance method
Subclass cannot closure over parant private static method
Function scope cannot closure over protected instance method
Function scope cannot closure over private instance method
Access private instance method of parent object through "self::" to parent method
OK
---- ACTUAL OUTPUT
Usage: php
      php -[b|c|n|h|i|q|s|v|?] [<file>] [args...]
  Run in LSAPI mode, only '-b', '-s' and '-c' are effective
  Run in Command Line Interpreter mode when parameters are specified

  -b <address:port>|<port> Bind Path for external LSAPI Server mode
  -c <path>|<file> Look for php.ini file in this directory
  -n    No php.ini file will be used
  -h    This help
  -i    PHP information
  -l    Syntax check
  -q    Quiet-mode.  Suppress HTTP Header output.
  -s    Display colour syntax highlighted source.
  -v    Version number
  -?    This help

  args...    Arguments passed to script.
---- FAILED